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Tagalog jokes 6

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ABOGADO

First day sa office ni Juan bilang abogado
SECRETARY: Sir, may bisita po kayo..
kinuha agad ni Juan ang telepono. pa bilib, kunwari may kausap cia..
naghihintay lang ung bisita, nakikinig kay Juan..
-pagkatapos-

Juan: Anong maipaglilingkod ko sau?
Bisita: Wala Sir! kakabitan ko lang ng linya ung telepono nyo..
bwahahahaha…

LAGOT KA

KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw….
Pablo: Hello, Master Pedro? Si Pablo po ito, ‘yung katiwala niyo sa bahay-bakasyunan niyo.
Pedro: O, Mr. Pablo, ikaw pala. Ano’t napatawag ka? May problema ba?
Pablo: Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong parrot.
Pedro:Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? ‘Yung nanalo sa bird show?
Pablo: Opo, Master Pedro, ‘yun na nga po.
Pedro:Putris … sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong ‘yon. Hay, buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?
Pablo: E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne….
Pedro:Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain Sa kanya ng bulok na karne?
Pablo: W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na Kabayo.
Pedro: Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo?
Pablo: E, ‘yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir. Namatay po kasi lahat sila sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig.
Pedro:Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubbbiiiiggggg?
Pablo: Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog.
Pedro: Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman yang pinagsasasabi mo?
Pablo: Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo…. Tumumba po ‘yung isang nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab ‘yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang apoy….
Pedro: Ano? Puuut…. E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, a. Para saan ‘yung kandila?
Pablo: Para sa burol po.
Pedro:Ano? Kaninong burol?
Pablo: Sa nanay n’yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu’ng isang gabi, walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril ko.

HOW SWEET SI PACMAN
pacman – honey pede pakubuksan mo ung sweets..
jinky – wow honey ang sweet mo naman..may pasalubong ka pa sa kin..asan ba banda.
pacman – buksan mo ang sweets ng ilaw..and dilim kasi..u know…

ENTRANCE
Police Chief: ‘Guards, may nakawalang preso sa selda! Bantayan ang mga exits!’

Later…..
Guard: ‘Sir, nakatakas ang preso.’
Police Chief: ‘ Paano nangyari iyun?’
Guard: ‘ Sir, sa entrance siya dumaan.’

HULAAN MO
JUAN : kunyari , nkapulot ako ng P30 at bumili ako ng hamburger na P18 ang halaga.
magkano ang sukli ko ??

PEDRO : 12 !

JUAN: tanga ! P2 lang ! bente lang naman binayad ko eh !

hahahaha.
gets nio ?? XD

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