Tatay: ‘Nak, bili mo ko ng soft drink.
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Tatay: Coke.
Anak: Diet o regular?
Tatay: Regular.
Anak: Bote o can?
Tatay: Bote
Anak: 8 oz o litro?
Tatay: Leche! Tubig na lang.
Anak: Mineral, distilled o purified?

Memo to the Director:
Subject:Â Â Â Letter of Recommendation

Jane S., a chief sub editor and editor, can always be found
hard at work in her cubicle. Jane works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. She never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and she always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Jane takes extended
measures to complete her work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. She is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of her high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in her field. I firmly believe that Jane can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Jane be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Project Leader

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(Later that afternoon another memo was sent…)
Memo to the Director:
Subject:Â Â Â Letter of Recommendation

Sorry about the earlier memo.
Jane was looking over my shoulder as I wrote it.
Kindly read every other line (i.e. 1, 3, 5, 7...) for my true
assessment of her.

Regards,
Project Leader

Chinese walks into a sports club in Americaone evening and he saw Steven
Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for
his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your
PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese”.

“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

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